Rotten

My Little One (MLO): Mom, may I have some cantaloupe, please?

Me: Sure!

I go to the refrigerator and pull out the cantaloupe, which, as it turns out, has become a mushy mound of rot.

Me: I'm sorry, baby, but the cantaloupe is rotten. Would you like some grapes instead?

MLO: No! I really want cantaloupe! I like rotten things because I'm a rotten girl.