On the car ride home from Dinner With The Eldest's Godparents:
Eldest: Mom, Little One wants to know how a baby gets out of your belly when it's born.
Me: You *really* wanna know?
Eldest: Yes, she does!
Me: *glance at Little One for affirmation*
Little One: *big smile and head nod 'yes'*
Me: Ohh-kayyy. The baby comes out of my vagina.
Little One: *makes scrunched up face*
Eldest: *giggles wildly*
Me: It does!
Little One: *face still scrunched, tongue bent out then says* Ewww...I came out mommy's BUTT!
And that, my friends, is how a baby is birthed.
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